i'm leaving, bro!

IM FUCKING OUT OF HERE! In one week I will completely finish my undergraduate career at Manhattanville College...I'm done with work, but I'm just chillin' on campus for senior week. In exactly 7 mother fuckin days.. I will put on my cap and gown and simultaneously make these two faces.

-Courtney

I'm finished.

I feel bad for Carly today. Wanna know why? Because as I was celebrating the joy of leaving Mville soon.. she was worried about the fact that some BASTARD PRICK stole her fucking macbook pro laptop right out of her LOCKED ROOM. What the fuck Manhattanville? Anyways...Today marked the last requirement I have before graduating from Manhattanville College. My senior art exhibit is up after 17ish long hours of hanging it up. I am completely done with everything Manhattanville College has asked of me. I thought the best thing to do in this case would be to try on my cap and gown to test it out. And then upon trying it on... I walked with Carly around Tenney Hall in full graduation garb. It was truly a liberating experience. Oh yeah p.s. we got our yearbooks. I'm outta here Mville. And my senior show kicked everyones in the big ol' ass... SUCK ON THAT! AYIYIYIYIIIII!

Carly Sininsky asked me if I wanted to blog about our lives since they are so incredibly awesome. I realized lately she meant hey Courtney can you blog with me a little bit before I ignore this website entirely. I'm sorry Carly but, facetwitmylifespacetubeentertainment is on my tabs as one of my favorite fuccckinnn' websites. I want to update this more. I wish I could have taken video's at your percussion ensemble performance tonight and shown the world because it was a.) awesome and b.) hysterical. I never knew musicians made such crazy faces when they play guitar, cymbals, etc. I also noticed that some guys like to suck in their cheeks to appear more handsome a la Zoolander? And some guys eat their guitar picks. Cool. Anyways, I really hope Carly updates soon because it's been a while and I'm getting soooo sick of her. I'm over her. I'm not going to talk to her anymore. Fuck Carly. From now on the DOUBLE C in our blog stands for DOUBLE COURTNEY!. BYYYYAAHHHHH!!!
-courtney

NAME.. THAT..MOVIE!!

ok so Beaner aka my sister and I always play this game. Well it started off as us just randomly quoting movies.. but then all of a sudden we took it way too far and her friend Ryan and her have now developed it into a game. Randomly mid convo someone will quote a movie and the other will say NAME-THAT-MOVIIIEEE!!!! as thought they're an announcer for a show. So now, it's time to play folks. I'm going to create a list of quotes from some of my all time fave moviiieeess! Maybe I'll throw in a few song lyrics. Maybe a few fuckin fave quotes from my fave fuckin youtube vids! Don't FUCKIN cheat pals. I'll know if you cheated. I'm a stalker and I've hacked into everyones computer reading this. Alright lets get into this shit... Then you can leave a comment with your answers. If you get them all right it's probably because you're one of my best friends and I repeat these all the time. Or maybe you just have the same movie and music interests and youtube video interests hence you may be my future lover? We'll see what happens. Answers posted later:

1. Song Lyric: "I gotta live supreme in this new era...so I rock supreme and some new eras...stuff a lotta green in my new pair a' fresh L-R-jeans soft as aloe veraaaa"

2. Movie: "What are the cool jams? What is everybody listening to?"

3. Song Lyric: "Don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem, baby girl"

4. Song Lyric: "I get paid for every letter like A-B-C- et cetera!"

5. Movie: "Lawrence is good at piano, he will be rocking in my show! doo doo doo doooooo!"

6. Movie: "The car.. the car drove real well .. I don't know what to do with my hands.."

7. Youtube: "If he's a gunna come in here.. He's gunna kick my assss!"

8. Youtube: "Ok now..ok now.. I have 2 fingers."

9. Movie: "What's that stench? That stench is our shit"

10. Movie: "I mean.. your boobs are huge, I mean.. I wanna squeeze 'em! MAMA!"


Click below..It's my best friend Tara and Myself during a fabulous Jack Black quoting session:
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=512623302105&subj=47401424

-Courtney

Circa '87-NEW SHIT

Here's some new shit I can relate to, cuz I'm circa '87 too! GET IT?
Circa '87 is a hip hop duo from SUNY Purchase made up of Digital Dao aka Dao Jones (Cole Charbonneau) and Mikey Fresh (Mike Leary).
There's really not much more I can say since they've only released one song cleverly named 'new shit'. I can tell already that this is gunna be some good shit cuz this new shit is hot shit YA DIG?

Check them out if you're into hip hop and need some new shit on your itunes shit.

-Courtney




Download the song here:
http://www.zshare.net/audio/587589642e12d25a/

I'm making this for Carly.

This is a reminder to Carly:
Hi Carly, this is our blog.
I'm not updating anymore unless you do.
I thought this was a great idea but now you're letting it slip through the cracks.
I'm sad b/c everytime we have a good idea we never do it. And for once we did this but-now we don't post shit. So, you especially-- you're the funnier one (a lot of the time) soooooo POST SHIT!

That's all I can write for now guys.
I guess I'll post a pic so Carly sees how I feel.

Spinning Rainbows.

Please someone for the love of God, Jesus, Allah, Hashem, and Oprah- tell me WHY after I JUST GOT a brand new hard drive from apple, does my computer freeze a lot? I have been trying to work in iPhoto, iMovie, Safari, and basically every other program on my MacBoooOOOoOk only to stare at those damn 'spinning rainbows' every 10 minutes. Don't even ask me about my twitter account right now. There are probably millions of desperate fans of my twitter updates (what are those called p.s? on facebook it would be status updates, twitter updatessss? twits? tweets! tweets? is it tweets?) trying to check out what I'm up to with no help. I was really getting into twitter b/c it's a lot simpler than facebook yet still allows an ample amount of stalking to be done. On facebook there are too many invites to groups, events, causes, and invites to zombie shit? I don't fucking get it nor do I give a shit about that. I just want to know WHAT people are doing WHEN and WHERE so I can find them-stalk them properly-and then get the fuck on with my life. I have shit to do. I don't like the idea of facebook turning every thing someone does into a twitter like update on my news feed. I want the old school facebook back. I want pictures of broken hearts symbolizing and announcing to the world that Blah Blah and La De Da ended their relationship. I want a sneak peek of 5-6 pictures from an uploaded photo album of a party that went on at M'ville that I can browse through to see if I'm in the background of any pics looking fat or embarrassing! I don't need to know Peter Mehmel's FAVORITE TOP 5 PICKS OF EVERY THING ONE COULD EVER IMAGINE that he updated 9 minutes ago, 10 minutes ago, 15 minutes ago, etc etc.
I guess I can't be mad since every time his profile pic gets plastered on my news feed I'm forced to realize what nice abs he has. Moving on-I remember one time someone told me YOU CAN ADD PICS ON FACEBOOK NOW! and I nearly shit my pants. It was the ultimate next step for facebook to steal/borrow myspace's idea of adding photo albums. I was in love. But then, ohhhh but THEN! It went above and beyond what I'd ever thought it would be. There's just too much going on. Status's and Photo's and BOXES? and Bumper Stickers (bump sticks) and Suggestions? SUGGESTIONS? Like facebook really knows me well enough now that they can suggest I be friends with someone? I'm friends with 619 people on facebook. Out of those 619 there are approximately 612 I've never spoken to. Facebook should have stopped at WALL POSTS. Picture of me on the left hand side, and then my wall on the lower right hand side. Pictures in albums, videos maybe. But there are just too many notes, and gifts, and likes and unlikes, and posts, and advertisements, and quizes and WHICH DISNEY PRINCESS ARE YOU!? I'm over thissssss- I just want to see album updates of those few friends I actually talk to on facebook/real life- and maybe some pics of those I stalk on facebook and don't talk to in real life. Is that TOO MUCH TO ASK, MARK ZUCKERBERG!?
The only good thing you've ever done for me is allow me to post videos on my friends walls. Scratch that- the BEST thing you've ever created was the 'wall-to-wall' feature which allows me to cleverly go through each and every friend/non friend of mines posts to see what they talk about. You have turned me into the biggest sneaky creepy fuck I never thought I'd be! Thanks!
-Courtney

"Only Time Will Tell What I Wear"

I'd like to make a note that while I type this blog post I am yet again annoyed by the fact that whoever lives in Tenney 2-11 Single Room C at Manhattanville College gets SO MUCH ASS that it literally sounds like their bed will come crashing through my ceiling most of the time. Anyways-

While Carly was picking out an outfit (tonight) that she will wear (tomorrow) it dawned on her that she puts way too much effort into selecting outfit choices. "I want to look like I tried but I didn't really try". Women will actually waste time thinking 'what will a guy think when he sees me in this' instead of just picking something they like! And those men will never bother telling women what they think of their outfit anyways! WHHAAATTT goes on in your sad little BRAINS men of the world?! For instance, the picture to the left shows a perfect example of what I'm talking about. We probably spent HOURS of time planning the perfect outfits, jewelery, hairstyles, and makeup. And I'm sure not one guy complimented us on our fabulousness. I will never know what the fucckkk goes on in guys minds, but this this is why I'm taking the time out to create a blog post dedicated to the sad loser men of the world that us women are just dying to impress. Since men are honestly a mystery to me and I will never EVER understand any of them here are a list of things women want you to know! The LUCKY 13 STEPS that will hopefully let men know wtf we want. There's only 13 to start but future blogs will update this list which can be endlesssssss:

1. If you like a girls outift, makeup, hair, anything, just tell her. For all you know she probably planned it 3 days in advance.

2. If a girl is with her girlfriends dancing around a pile of their pocketbooks and shoes, they have no interest in guys that night. They just wanna dance. *brownie points to any man who gets this reference*

3. If a girl looks interested in the guy she's with-leave her alone. If a girl is with her boyfriend- WHAT in GODS NAME makes you think she's going to respond to you screaming "yo ma whats yo siigggnnn!" We both know you're not that interested in the zodiac so shut the fuck up.

4. If you offer a girl a drink and she turns you down don't be discouraged. Maybe she had too much too drink already. Maybe she'd rather just talk. Maybe she's got epilepsy and doesn't drink.

5. If you offer a girl a drink and she turns you down, laughs at her friends, then immediately leaves you- it's b/c you look old as fuck and she thinks you're going to roofie her so chill.

6. Don't be a pussy. Don't avoid a girl you're attracted to b/c you're intimidated. Man up- dont know what to say? Refer to rule 1 to start.

7. Some girls just want ass. Don't be surprised if a girl just wants to hook up with you and nothing more. Refer to the Christina Aguilera song "Let me get mine, you get yours". The title is self-explanatory.

8. Just like men have their wing man- girls have their wing-woman (or in some cases due to a triangle of friendship, wing women). So don't get your hopes up too high if a girl seems interested in you. Beware- you may be the 'ugly friend' a girls wing woman is forced to chat with.

9. Take 2 minutes extra and put some thought into your outfit. We spend HOURS trying to please you and it's rough going into a bar/club/show and realizing we wasted our time because every guy there is wearing tshirts and jeans they threw on at the last minute.

10. If you are an international student in the United States that goes to Manhattanville College you are given full permission to wear whatever the fuck you want and talk to whomever you please b/c chances are you are stunningly gorgeous or have a sexy accent and either will take you far in relation to picking up a girl at the bar.

11. DO NOT GRAB A GIRLS ASS TO GET HER ATTENTION. It's not cute. Cat calls also fall under this law. Seriously, it doesn't work. Unless you're involved with law number 12 in which case grab me all you want.

12. If you're lucky enough to find your way back to a womans place of residence- don't assume you're spending the night, but don't feel the need to meet 'em, freak 'em, and leave 'em ASAP. If she comes to your room, you need to let her know asap whether or not you want her to spend the night. Otherwise you may have a stage 5 clinger on your hands.

13. Don't lead a girl on. Why waste her time? Don't tell her she's the prettiest girl you've seen, text her all night- then mysteriously disappear-never to talk to her again. Rude!

-Courtney

michelle duggar vs. bridgette

sooo I was watching 18 kids and counting with my grandma and this post is dedicated to the most annoying family ever and more specifically happy people! Michelle Duggar! is she fuckin kidding meee??? for people that have seen this show they def know what im talking about. she has 18 kids and she APPEARS to be the happiest person on the planet. Her life has to be fake, her voice is so quiet and lovely that it just cant be real. The only other person I have seen talk like that is bridgette from the girls next door. perhaps these 2 are long lost sisters because unlike courtney and i where there were only two of us born these to women are just UNREAL! i am just disgusted by this...it has to be fake...post ur thoughts if u agree with me

FML.. FMW.

To quote ABC's The Nanny "Oh Deary Me!!" ... In other words.. Holy God God- Fuck My Week.
Lets take a look at whose having the BEST WEEK EVER! Eh. WRONG. Let's take a look at the worst. April Fools Day started off with me waking up late to get to student teaching. I now teach an hour later than before, but 30 mins further away. So I'm not sleeping much more than my first placement and it sucks. I don't like my first placement much (see 1st blog post-to be honest today she told a 4th grader 'when I was younger we used to be able to put kids in the closet'-which immediately made me think of her even MORE as Ms. Trunchbull when she puts kids in the CHOKEY.)-OK WAIT I'm going off on a tangent. Back to the worst week ever, April Fools Day, woke up late. Speeding to work I find myself behind a moving truck. I see a bird, a large bird, flying kind of low and then WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM the bird fucking flew into the moving van. The only way I could describe what happened next would be this: It's as if two giants had a giant pillow fight. BIRD GUTS RAINED FROM THE HEAVENS. The feathers from this poor dead bird created a mass of grey coating the sky and road so thick I could barely see where I was driving. I tried switching lanes which was of no help. This large bird had exploded over the entire high way creating a jubilee of cars coated in guts, feathers, and bird brains. I kid you not. This was a great April Fools Joke from Mother Nature.
Second, you will notice from the previous blog post and this one, that I went from having the most gorgeous updo one could imagine similar to those of women on Polygamist Compounds with a smile stretched ear to ear. In this post... the picture is not so upbeat. I'm a little... upset so to say. I'm posting from Carlys lap top in her room hence the new background in the picture! Why would I need to update from a different computer? Why couldn't I just update from mine? OH THATS RIGHT. MY FUCKING COMPUTER CRASHED TODAY. MY HARD DRIVE. GONE. COMPLETELY. GONE. LOST. YA KNOW LIKE. OVER WITH! So this week, has been... SO GREAT so far. It's friday so technically it's almost over. Since my computer is my life.... this one day alone made this week horrible. Thus, I'm having the WORST WEEK EVERRRRRR!!

Polygamist Compounds

I'm not quite sure I fully understand them. Oprah gave an update on the compounds about a week ago and interviewed them to recap how life is in their living situation. One woman described it by saying "your life doesn't make sense to us just as our life doesn't make sense to you" which was a really good way of putting it. I can't fathom why one would WANT to live that lifestyle when there is so much more out there in the world that they will never see. For example, this blog, which makes it perfectly acceptable for me to post this about them. They believe that their life here is solely to make sure they have a good life with the "Heavenly Father" as they kept referring to him as. Now I have no problem with anyone following their own spiritual beliefs. That is what America is all about. A melting pot of cultures, religions, races, etc. So no, this post is not about my concern for their religious beliefs. It's more about my concern for the many teenage girls and boys out there who will not ever experience the magic that is the internet. No FACEBOOK!?!?! Are you serious. Come on. One last thing I'm not sure I understand which Oprah did mention.. THE HAIRSTYLES?! "It's just the style!" The ladies seem to feel that this is the best look they have going for them so I decided to try it out:



-Courtney

The BEAUTIFUL Robert Pattinson

In case you have been living under a rock for the past few months, Robert Pattinson is the star of the movie Twilight and this post will be dedicated to him because I'm sure he will read it. Let me just say that this gorgeous vampire has come a long way since his days as Cedric Diggory in the 4th Harry Potter Movie. Who would have guessed that he would grow to be the breath taking, blood sucking Edward Cullen he is now!? Carly and I sat down to finally watch this film. Since every bumper sticker on Facebook is dedicated to it, we decided become the latest to succumb to the cult that Twilight has created. I can't understand how the books can be THAT GREAT considering there is no face to match with Edward Cullen. In the movie, although Edward acts quite strange, we at least see why Bella Swan (played by Kristen Stewart) would be attracted to him. How does one begin to DESCRIBE how gorgeous Robert Pattinson is? This rugged look could only be captured in pictures. Words are superfluous when Robert Pattinson is being discussed. Just LOOK AT HIM! Loooookkk attt himmmm ahh. GQ is right. Hide your daughters --and gay sons while you're at it! I don't understand how it would be humanly possible to film a movie with such sexual tension and not fall completely in love with the thought of Edward Cullen as a character and Robert Pattinson as a human being. This must be how guys feel when they see me in Mville's cafeteria. That is the only thing I can compare it to. Falling completely in love with just one glance.


For those who have no time to see Twilight, here is my brief synopsis of the film:
Bella Swan moves to a town called Forks population close to none and meets an Indian boy with long hair that resembles Justin Nozuka but whose name in the movie is Jacob Black (played by Taylor Lautner). He is a cutie patootie and then she goes to school where everyone obsesses over her being the new girl since it's such a small town. She meets Edward in biology class and he is making strange animalistic breathing noises yet she finds this normal? Then he sees her in the cafeteria where she drops an apple but Edward kicks it up into his palms like a soccer ball and the viewers are like "omg that's the book cover, ha". She slips on ice leaving her house *forshadowing* when her friend will then slip on ice in the parking lot driving but Edward Cullen saves her by blocking the truck from hitting her with his super human vampire forces. She's like "omg you stopped that truck from hitting me with your hand" and he's like "no I didn't, stop" and she's like "but you saved me" and he's like "ok fine listen, I'm a vampire with super human strength, now come to the top of this mountain with me to see what I look like in sunlight". She says "what do you mean, I don't want to climb that mountain" and he says "I'm also very fast and can carry you on my back for the fastest piggy back ride of your life, so act like a spider monkey and jump on". She finds this all completely intriguing and normal and decides sure why not. So then she's all "wow you're skin glitters like diamonds and that's not homosexual at all I find it quite beautiful". He's like "uhh I wanna kiss you but instead lets lay in the grass and gaze into each others eyes for another 20 minutes of the movie to create sexual tension for the viewers". Then he decides he will take her to his house full of vampires and she is not nervous at all to be surrounded by a family that could eat her alive at any moment. She feels completely safe and not exposed to danger at all. Then they have a crazy fast baseball game where they show the sister vampire pitching the baseball over and over and over again and then bad vampires come to the baseball extravaganza and want to eat Bella. So Edward is like "YOURE MY LIFE NOW BELLA" and wants to save her. So he caresses her face and must take her away from the bad vampire that wants to kill her. And then she wakes up in the hospital and then Edward takes her to prom. And then she's like "well actually I kind of like the idea of being immortal and having super human strength and speed and glittery skin so please bite my neck in the middle of this christmas light adorned gazebo and let me live with you forever." You'll have to watch the movie to figure out if he does or not.
Oh and if you read this, Robert Pattinson, you're so gorgeous!
Love always, Courtney

triangle

This picture is dedicated to courtney and laura...this picture is really cute of us and i really value out friendship and the good times that we have. The best part of this picture is our faces that we are making that represents the good time that we are having. I just want 2 show u guys how much 2 mean 2 me by posting this picture because it means a lot 2 me because we always have a good time. i just love this picture because of our faces that we make and prob nothing else about it.

nuff said

master weezy.

DEF POETRY JAM NEEDS TO COME BACK

And Ishle Yi Park needs to perform at Manhattanville. She is a beautiful poet and singer whose name means morning dew in Korean. She is currently living in Hawaii but was once living in NY. She is the former Poet Laureate for the borough of Queens, a position Rev Run applied for in 2004. Poets Laureate are appointed by the Librarian of Congress. They are given the role of raising the status of poetry in the everyday life of the American public. She has performed her poetry and songs across the US, Cuba, Singapore, Korea, and South Africa. She has opened for such artists as KRS-One, Ben Harper, De La Soul, and Saul Williams. Let me just say SHE IS THE FUCKING SHIT.

I don't know whaaaaattt I like best about the following video. Is it the fact that this literally made me laugh out loud? Is it the fact that she takes a little bow at the end then giggles as if it was her first performance? Ishle Yi Park chose absolutely the correct hairstyle for this performance. Long pigtail braids. How adorable. I was NOT expecting her, as innocent and pure as she looked to go on about her 'poor little pussy'. And she's not talking about a new kitten. She wants a 5 star dick with room service and 'mutha fuckin' Alize'. PLEASE tell me you didn't laugh at this.



-Courtney

The Wonder of Jazmine Sullivan

This post is dedicated to Jazmine Sullivan and her amazing music! I came to learn of Jazmine during my interview at J Records for my internship. When I told my boss what type of music I liked he asked me if I heard Jazmines album. I said no so he gave me a copy of it. It just sat on my dresser for a couple weeks and then when My fam was going on vaca to mass I took it with me to listen 2 during our long car ride. I put it in and after the first song I was like OMG SHE IS AMAZINGGGGGGG WOWWW...I listned 2 her new album "Fearless" about 3049283049823094823094820394 times. My play count on my itunes is out of control.The music industry needs her! I guarantee that you will be amazed. if you dont believe me then check out this vid of her singing "In Love With Another Man" live.

it is crucial that you at least watch the second video:

FUCK.
i wrote a fabulous post.
this post was then deleted when my safari quit unexpectedly.
well obviously it's not going to fucking quit but let me know so i can 'expect it'. fuck you safari.
for now i'll put a random funny video so it's not like we never blog that'd be so totally rude to our fans! blah.



"Is it kinda like Kingdom?"
"I cant quite answer that"
"FINE, I'll give it a shot"



"RAISE THE ROOF BITCHES!" HAHAH "will you please disinfect the microphone?"
and yes, the guys in the video are the two twins from Greys that were connected by the back.
-Courtney

kindly shut your face!

it needs 2 stop. I will not name names but certain people need 2 shut the fuck up! to start off with I do not understand why someone who is driving a bus and has only 2 people on it needs 2 scream into his cell phone. SCREAMING...I SHIT YOU NOT! could not have been more rude. I almost took his cell phone from him and jammed it up his fuckin nose except that would have been dangerous. A certain room also neeeeeds tooooo shuttt theeee fuckkkk upppp....dear god I do not know how they continue living. I have analyzed why whyy they feel the need to make so much noise and all i came up wit that they are fuckin pricks. I would doooo almost anything to make it stop. Finally and beautiful bird that i know told me that last night other not so beautiful birds were of course being inconsiderate and rude. AS ALWAYS...im tellin ya...ONE DAY... REALITY CHECK....lord help em'. i do not know how this is possible but I was oblivious for once in my life. the reason for this post if because I just want to tell all the dumb bitches and ass holes out there very nicely 2 just shut their fuckin faces every once in a while : )
The only thing that can be comparable 2 the noise that I experience while at mville would be teh stampede that took place in teh lion king

"My Plastic Surgeon Doesn't Want Me Doing Any Activity Where Balls Fly At My Nose!"

I am currently sitting wide awake in my bedroom listening to the greatest conversations to ever take place. My room mates, suite mates, girls I live with at school, etc.. decide to literally 'change the spelling of words' as Carly so cleverly pointed out earlier. For example, here 2 words spelled correctly, but then used in a sentence as my fellow residents would.

1.) Bitch. "Ok I don't know why but that girl was like, a total BETCH to me!"
2.) Shit. "I saw a ton of guys the other day that were like so incredibly hot and all I could think was holy SHAT!" (shat said very fast).

Their topics of choice usually involve any of the following:
1.) Boys they've hooked up with
2.) Drinking
3.) Boys they drink with and then hook up with
4.) Like, Shopping
5.) Betches.
6.) Themselves.
7.) Betches.
8.) Like, other totally super important things in today's world. Like, $1200 shoes!

TOTTTAALLLLLLLLLYYYYYYY!

If my life were a special on television it would most likely take over all of comedy central and be viewed 24/7/4/12. (Figure it out) Carly and I are fabulous people with fabulous lives yet we always have fabulously DRAMATIC suites/roommates/living situaTIONNNS. A great friend once said, "I feel as though Mville is one long episode of Punk'd. 24/7 Manhattanville is punking me". Who said this? It was Carly. If the suite I live in were turned into a movie it would most likely resemble one of the pictures:



It's as if Regina George got together with the girl that spilled pigs blood all over Carrie in the movie, Carrie, and had crazy lesbian sex (I don't understand it. How is it at all fun? The scissor position will never make sense to me) and somehow created life from that experience and their babies grew up to be porn stars who met valley girls in Cali and then theyyy hooked up and had more babies and those babies were my suite mates.
Regina George + Girl who spilled pigs blood on Carrie + Porn Stars + Valley Girls + Wayans Brothers in the movie White Chicks....well, the Cast of Clueless (sitcom and movie) = Suite mates.
Now I'm gunna try and lay down before I have like, a total B.F.! (Bitch Fit)
-Courtney

Hollyyyyy Hangover!

Is it just me or does everyone wish they had this accent on St. Pattys Day/secretly wish they could do what they did?

St. Patricks Day Definition thanks to UrbanDictionary.com:
Nowadays in USA = Just an excuse teenagers find to get wasted either during the school week or on Spring Break.
Used in a sentence:
-Oh man! St. Patrick's Day as awesome!!!
=What'd you do?
-umm....I don't.....remember....
=Yeah, that's what I thought, you culture-stealing liberal! Go get drunk on Pearl Harbor Day or something! Leave St. Patty's Day to the laddies!

This pretty much sums up my evening except for the fact that I'm not a teen and it wasn't spring break. I suppose I am a culture stealing liberal. Why do we ALL celebrate St. Patricks Day gladly as if it's our own holiday? I don't know. I'm half Irish thanks to my momma dukes' side of the fam. So I guess I'm more able than most to truly say it's part of my heritage to celebrate it? After student teaching all day I was really in the mood to put on something green and head to NYC. The kid's wore THE MOST ridiculous outfits.. some in hideous shades of green but it was all in good fun.
Anyways.. I took it upon myself to go to NYC with my dear friend Laura, despite being completely broke. Which didn't matter b/c a man by the name of Sammy bought us drinks all night and a cab ride back to grand central. For no reason at all, just a nice guy. A nice cocky tool. Haha, he definitely tried hard to show us he had money. Like literally took out a wad of cash from his pocket rolled together with a rubber band. That's cool I guess.
Anyways- we had a tonnnn of fun and saw some truly fabulous things. A man with giant christmas ornaments strung in a necklace, all of which were green of course. Ambulances galore. Every Irishman and woman were in the pub we went to. Then we came back to Kelly's in White Plains which is also an Irish joint. This is where the night gets blurry. Laura's friend buys us shots. Laura buys me a pitcher. I drink said pitcher with Laura. Blah Blah Blah next thing I know it's 4am and I'm in my dorm trying desperately to tell my cooperating teacher I can't make it tomorrow.
To top all this off, Tara is having her baby like any minute so thats great news! WOO!
Now I'm going to go force myself to sit in the common room without internet so I can type up some papers that are due. Lovin' life today, yup. Hoo-Ha how ya feelin? Hoo-Ha feel good! (Name that movie?)
-Courtney

Jon Gosselin is innocent

This post goes out to Jon Gosselin of Jon and Kate plus 8. Recently there has been some controversy over a picture that was take at a "bar" with "random girls" that included Jon. There were reports that Jon and Kate are having marriage issues and that Jon is unhappy. Well I have some thoughts about this. If I hear one more person crush my dream of this perfect family I will go off. Here are my thoughts on this picture. John was at some public place and lets face it...hes a celeb and these two girls wanted a picture...plain and simple. If I saw any of the Gosselin family members somewhere I would deffffffffffffff ask to take a picture. These lovely girls just wanted to post this pic on facebook and myspace and every other website they could and Jon just got in the middle. Jon says that all this stuff about his marriage falling in shambles is false and very hurtful so I hopeeeee sooo much that it really isnt true. I fuckin love these lil kids. 

"This boy, BRUCE BOGTROTTER..."

Do you not recognize the stud to my left? Let me give you a hint. He's a disgusting criminal! He slithered like a serpent into the school kitchen and ate Mrs. Trunchbull's personal snack in the 1996 hit "Matilda". As Bruce was interrogated about the chocolate cake he downed gladly, the students stared on in panic as the Principal of "Crunch-em Hall" questioned the vicious sneak thief. Why, might you ask, did I decide to dedicate this blog to little Brucey? Well because I can see something like this happening at my new student teaching placement.

Today I started student teaching at a new elementary school. I entered feeling the 3 C's (cool, crazy, and chic), but above all, completely confident that I'm bound to win the "Student Teacher of the Year" award for New York State.* Sadly, I've come to realize in day one that the teacher I'm with is nothing like me! The cherry on top of my day was that one of the periods was becoming a bit chatty. Go figure, they're in third grade. Well, she tells them they are now going to sit in silence for 5 minutes. And she pulls out one of those little dinner timers! I kid you not, pals. So they sat. They sat and shot the shit for a bit and then when they got chatty again it happened. Words so surprising I almost chuckled. 

"IF YOU CANNOT BE QUIET, MAYBE YOU WILL COPY FROM THE DICTIONARY AGAIN!"

Now, let me break this down for you. The essence of this sentence lies not only in the fact that she resembles Mrs. Trunchbull at this point, but that she HAS DONE IT BEFORE! Her students have PREVIOUSLY COPIED from the DICTIONAIRE (excuse my french!) Really? This can't be true. Well, I wander around the room and find a clipboard that looks .. well.. as follows:

Lucas,

A Day, Period 3

silence (noun) complete absence of sound, the fact or state of abstaining from sound.

SHE HAS HER KIDS COPY THE DEFINITION OF SILENCE FROM THE DICTIONARY IF THEY ARE BEING TOO LOUD. I hope the quote above enough does it justice, but if you have no idea what I'm talking about then click the link below and prepare to shit your pants whilst imagining me student teaching in a school like Crunch-Em Hall Elementary. 

"You wanted cake, you GOT cake, now EAT IT."

-Courtney

*There's no such thing as the student teacher of the year award. But if there was one, yours truly would be the victor of such. 

*The photo of Bruce Bogtrotter, aka "Jim Karz" is from his myspace page from the album from his birthright trip to Israel (a trip all jewish born men and women are allowed to go on all expenses paid!) This trip, sadly enough, will not happen any time soon for my dear Jewish friend Carly thanks to Bernie Madoff stealing all the $ under the sun, thus causing many Jewish organizations to cut back on the amount of people allowed per trip. Ouch Bernie. But, "GO BRUCE!"

My Blogspot Is Poppin'

My blogspot is cool.

Hey blogging world, Courtney here beginning my first blog in hopes that Oprah and Ellen are googling their way through the world wide webbage to find Carly and I. Then we'll be on their show, they'll love us both, we'll get jobs in any profession we want, and thousands of dollars to start our own businesses. We're taking all the fabulous elements of facebook, twitter, myspace, fmylife.com, youtube, and the fabulous 3rdworldent.com, and morphing them into one GIGANTIC BLOG! But for now back to the music, or back to the blog rather. 

 So, who am I you're wondering (or you know b/c you're my friend and I'm making you look at this).  I'm probably up there in the funniest people on earth which I'm sure everyone claims but nobody can back it up. Through this blog I hope to let you into my mind day by day to see just how crazy (sexy, cool) I really truly (madly, deeply) am. TLC anyone? That other band anyone? I like to quote songs but I can't remember who sings "I knew I loved you beffooree I meeetttt youuu... blah blah and it's like truly madly deeply something anyways.. I tend to go off on tangents, but isnt THAT WHAT BLOGGINGS ALL ABOUT! Is bloggings a word? Whatever.

I'm here. I'm loud. I'm Courtney.

Take me as I am! Welcome to the big show-- (let me hear ya say heyyyyoooooo!) 

-Courtney

U MAY ENTER

They call me G. Status. This will be a changing day in the world. I have one question that has started all of this off...were there only two of us born? You will enter into our world of awesomeness and u will be blown away. As Kanye said in Diamonds are forever ...."I FORGOT BETTER SHIT THAN YOU EVER THOUGHT OF" ...well this is kind of like that...u r lucky 2 have touch our breasts...i mean lucky 2 go inside our minds. 

Im pretty sure that this blog will take us as well as u 2 places that u have never been. This place will probably end up being at Oprah or maybe our own TV show. 

Carly=one half of the genius behind this...I go by the crush grooving, body moving, gangsta bangin, piano playin, music lovin, fo showin...lemme break it down for u a lil something like this...whaa whaaa...and thats that

worrrd to yoo motha!

-carly