Please someone for the love of God, Jesus, Allah, Hashem, and Oprah- tell me WHY after I JUST GOT a brand new hard drive from apple, does my computer freeze a lot? I have been trying to work in iPhoto, iMovie, Safari, and basically every other program on my MacBoooOOOoOk only to stare at those damn 'spinning rainbows' every 10 minutes. Don't even ask me about my twitter account right now. There are probably millions of desperate fans of my twitter updates (what are those called p.s? on facebook it would be status updates, twitter updatessss? twits? tweets! tweets? is it tweets?) trying to check out what I'm up to with no help. I was really getting into twitter b/c it's a lot simpler than facebook yet still allows an ample amount of stalking to be done. On facebook there are too many invites to groups, events, causes, and invites to zombie shit? I don't fucking get it nor do I give a shit about that. I just want to know WHAT people are doing WHEN and WHERE so I can find them-stalk them properly-and then get the fuck on with my life. I have shit to do. I don't like the idea of facebook turning every thing someone does into a twitter like update on my news feed. I want the old school facebook back. I want pictures of broken hearts symbolizing and announcing to the world that Blah Blah and La De Da ended their relationship. I want a sneak peek of 5-6 pictures from an uploaded photo album of a party that went on at M'ville that I can browse through to see if I'm in the background of any pics looking fat or embarrassing! I don't need to know Peter Mehmel's FAVORITE TOP 5 PICKS OF EVERY THING ONE COULD EVER IMAGINE that he updated 9 minutes ago, 10 minutes ago, 15 minutes ago, etc etc.
I guess I can't be mad since every time his profile pic gets plastered on my news feed I'm forced to realize what nice abs he has. Moving on-I remember one time someone told me YOU CAN ADD PICS ON FACEBOOK NOW! and I nearly shit my pants. It was the ultimate next step for facebook to steal/borrow myspace's idea of adding photo albums. I was in love. But then, ohhhh but THEN! It went above and beyond what I'd ever thought it would be. There's just too much going on. Status's and Photo's and BOXES? and Bumper Stickers (bump sticks) and Suggestions? SUGGESTIONS? Like facebook really knows me well enough now that they can suggest I be friends with someone? I'm friends with 619 people on facebook. Out of those 619 there are approximately 612 I've never spoken to. Facebook should have stopped at WALL POSTS. Picture of me on the left hand side, and then my wall on the lower right hand side. Pictures in albums, videos maybe. But there are just too many notes, and gifts, and likes and unlikes, and posts, and advertisements, and quizes and WHICH DISNEY PRINCESS ARE YOU!? I'm over thissssss- I just want to see album updates of those few friends I actually talk to on facebook/real life- and maybe some pics of those I stalk on facebook and don't talk to in real life. Is that TOO MUCH TO ASK, MARK ZUCKERBERG!?
The only good thing you've ever done for me is allow me to post videos on my friends walls. Scratch that- the BEST thing you've ever created was the 'wall-to-wall' feature which allows me to cleverly go through each and every friend/non friend of mines posts to see what they talk about. You have turned me into the biggest sneaky creepy fuck I never thought I'd be! Thanks!
-Courtney
I guess I can't be mad since every time his profile pic gets plastered on my news feed I'm forced to realize what nice abs he has. Moving on-I remember one time someone told me YOU CAN ADD PICS ON FACEBOOK NOW! and I nearly shit my pants. It was the ultimate next step for facebook to steal/borrow myspace's idea of adding photo albums. I was in love. But then, ohhhh but THEN! It went above and beyond what I'd ever thought it would be. There's just too much going on. Status's and Photo's and BOXES? and Bumper Stickers (bump sticks) and Suggestions? SUGGESTIONS? Like facebook really knows me well enough now that they can suggest I be friends with someone? I'm friends with 619 people on facebook. Out of those 619 there are approximately 612 I've never spoken to. Facebook should have stopped at WALL POSTS. Picture of me on the left hand side, and then my wall on the lower right hand side. Pictures in albums, videos maybe. But there are just too many notes, and gifts, and likes and unlikes, and posts, and advertisements, and quizes and WHICH DISNEY PRINCESS ARE YOU!? I'm over thissssss- I just want to see album updates of those few friends I actually talk to on facebook/real life- and maybe some pics of those I stalk on facebook and don't talk to in real life. Is that TOO MUCH TO ASK, MARK ZUCKERBERG!? 
The only good thing you've ever done for me is allow me to post videos on my friends walls. Scratch that- the BEST thing you've ever created was the 'wall-to-wall' feature which allows me to cleverly go through each and every friend/non friend of mines posts to see what they talk about. You have turned me into the biggest sneaky creepy fuck I never thought I'd be! Thanks!
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