In case you have been living under a rock for the past few months, Robert Pattinson is the star of the movie Twilight and this post will be dedicated to him because I'm sure he will read it. Let me just say that this gorgeous vampire has come a long way since his days as Cedric Diggory in the 4th Harry Potter Movie. Who would have guessed that he would grow to be the breath taking, blood sucking Edward Cullen he is now!? Carly and I sat down to finally watch this film. Since every bumper sticker on Facebook is dedicated to it, we decided become the latest to succumb to the cult that Twilight has created. I can't understand how the books can be THAT GREAT considering there is no face to match with Edward Cullen. In the movie, although Edward acts quite strange, we at least see why Bella Swan (played by Kristen Stewart) would be attracted to him. How does one begin to DESCRIBE how gorgeous Robert Pattinson is? This rugged look could only be captured in pictures. Words are superfluous when Robert Pattinson is being discussed. Just LOOK AT HIM! Loooookkk attt himmmm ahh. GQ is right. Hide your daughters --and gay sons while you're at it! I don't understand how it would be humanly possible to film a movie with such sexual tension and not fall completely in love with the thought of Edward Cullen as a character and Robert Pattinson as a human being. This must be how guys feel when they see me in Mville's cafeteria. That is the only thing I can compare it to. Falling completely in love with just one glance.
For those who have no time to see Twilight, here is my brief synopsis of the film:
Bella Swan moves to a town called Forks population close to none and meets an Indian boy with long hair that resembles Justin Nozuka but whose name in the movie is Jacob Black (played by Taylor Lautner). He is a cutie patootie and then she goes to school where everyone obsesses over her being the new girl since it's such a small town. She meets Edward in biology class and he is making strange animalistic breathing noises yet she finds this normal? Then he sees her in the cafeteria where she drops an apple but Edward kicks it up into his palms like a soccer ball and the viewers are like "omg that's the book cover, ha".
She slips on ice leaving her house *forshadowing* when her friend will then slip on ice in the parking lot driving but Edward Cullen saves her by blocking the truck from hitting her with his super human vampire forces. She's like "omg you stopped that truck from hitting me with your hand" and he's like "no I didn't, stop" and she's like "but you saved me" and he's like "ok fine listen, I'm a vampire with super human strength, now come to the top of this mountain with me to see what I look like in sunlight". She says "what do you mean, I don't want to climb that mountain" and he says "I'm also very fast and can carry you on my back for the fastest piggy back ride of your life, so act like a spider monkey and jump on". She finds this all completely intriguing and normal and decides sure why not. So then she's all "wow you're skin glitters like diamonds and that's not homosexual at all I find it quite beautiful". He's like "uhh I wanna kiss you but instead lets lay in the grass and gaze into each others eyes for another 20 minutes of the movie to create sexual tension for the viewers". Then he decides he will take her to his house full of vampires and she is not nervous at all to be surrounded by a family that could eat her alive at any moment. She feels completely safe and not exposed to danger at all. Then they have a crazy fast baseball game where they show the sister vampire pitching the baseball over and over and over again and then bad vampires come to the baseball extravaganza and want to eat Bella. So Edward is like "YOURE MY LIFE NOW BELLA" and wants to save her. So he caresses her face and must take her away from the bad vampire that wants to kill her. And then she wakes up in the hospital and then Edward takes her to prom. And then she's like "well actually I kind of like the idea of being immortal and having super human strength and speed and glittery skin so please bite my neck in the middle of this christmas light adorned gazebo and let me live with you forever." You'll have to watch the movie to figure out if he does or not. Oh and if you read this, Robert Pattinson, you're so gorgeous!
Love always, Courtney
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