FML.. FMW.

To quote ABC's The Nanny "Oh Deary Me!!" ... In other words.. Holy God God- Fuck My Week.
Lets take a look at whose having the BEST WEEK EVER! Eh. WRONG. Let's take a look at the worst. April Fools Day started off with me waking up late to get to student teaching. I now teach an hour later than before, but 30 mins further away. So I'm not sleeping much more than my first placement and it sucks. I don't like my first placement much (see 1st blog post-to be honest today she told a 4th grader 'when I was younger we used to be able to put kids in the closet'-which immediately made me think of her even MORE as Ms. Trunchbull when she puts kids in the CHOKEY.)-OK WAIT I'm going off on a tangent. Back to the worst week ever, April Fools Day, woke up late. Speeding to work I find myself behind a moving truck. I see a bird, a large bird, flying kind of low and then WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM the bird fucking flew into the moving van. The only way I could describe what happened next would be this: It's as if two giants had a giant pillow fight. BIRD GUTS RAINED FROM THE HEAVENS. The feathers from this poor dead bird created a mass of grey coating the sky and road so thick I could barely see where I was driving. I tried switching lanes which was of no help. This large bird had exploded over the entire high way creating a jubilee of cars coated in guts, feathers, and bird brains. I kid you not. This was a great April Fools Joke from Mother Nature.
Second, you will notice from the previous blog post and this one, that I went from having the most gorgeous updo one could imagine similar to those of women on Polygamist Compounds with a smile stretched ear to ear. In this post... the picture is not so upbeat. I'm a little... upset so to say. I'm posting from Carlys lap top in her room hence the new background in the picture! Why would I need to update from a different computer? Why couldn't I just update from mine? OH THATS RIGHT. MY FUCKING COMPUTER CRASHED TODAY. MY HARD DRIVE. GONE. COMPLETELY. GONE. LOST. YA KNOW LIKE. OVER WITH! So this week, has been... SO GREAT so far. It's friday so technically it's almost over. Since my computer is my life.... this one day alone made this week horrible. Thus, I'm having the WORST WEEK EVERRRRRR!!