Carly Sininsky asked me if I wanted to blog about our lives since they are so incredibly awesome. I realized lately she meant hey Courtney can you blog with me a little bit before I ignore this website entirely. I'm sorry Carly but, facetwitmylifespacetubeentertainment is on my tabs as one of my favorite fuccckinnn' websites. I want to update this more. I wish I could have taken video's at your percussion ensemble performance tonight and shown the world because it was a.) awesome and b.) hysterical. I never knew musicians made such crazy faces when they play guitar, cymbals, etc. I also noticed that some guys like to suck in their cheeks to appear more handsome a la Zoolander? And some guys eat their guitar picks. Cool. Anyways, I really hope Carly updates soon because it's been a while and I'm getting soooo sick of her. I'm over her. I'm not going to talk to her anymore. Fuck Carly. From now on the DOUBLE C in our blog stands for DOUBLE COURTNEY!. BYYYYAAHHHHH!!!
-courtney

NAME.. THAT..MOVIE!!

ok so Beaner aka my sister and I always play this game. Well it started off as us just randomly quoting movies.. but then all of a sudden we took it way too far and her friend Ryan and her have now developed it into a game. Randomly mid convo someone will quote a movie and the other will say NAME-THAT-MOVIIIEEE!!!! as thought they're an announcer for a show. So now, it's time to play folks. I'm going to create a list of quotes from some of my all time fave moviiieeess! Maybe I'll throw in a few song lyrics. Maybe a few fuckin fave quotes from my fave fuckin youtube vids! Don't FUCKIN cheat pals. I'll know if you cheated. I'm a stalker and I've hacked into everyones computer reading this. Alright lets get into this shit... Then you can leave a comment with your answers. If you get them all right it's probably because you're one of my best friends and I repeat these all the time. Or maybe you just have the same movie and music interests and youtube video interests hence you may be my future lover? We'll see what happens. Answers posted later:

1. Song Lyric: "I gotta live supreme in this new era...so I rock supreme and some new eras...stuff a lotta green in my new pair a' fresh L-R-jeans soft as aloe veraaaa"

2. Movie: "What are the cool jams? What is everybody listening to?"

3. Song Lyric: "Don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem, baby girl"

4. Song Lyric: "I get paid for every letter like A-B-C- et cetera!"

5. Movie: "Lawrence is good at piano, he will be rocking in my show! doo doo doo doooooo!"

6. Movie: "The car.. the car drove real well .. I don't know what to do with my hands.."

7. Youtube: "If he's a gunna come in here.. He's gunna kick my assss!"

8. Youtube: "Ok now..ok now.. I have 2 fingers."

9. Movie: "What's that stench? That stench is our shit"

10. Movie: "I mean.. your boobs are huge, I mean.. I wanna squeeze 'em! MAMA!"


Click below..It's my best friend Tara and Myself during a fabulous Jack Black quoting session:
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=512623302105&subj=47401424

-Courtney

Circa '87-NEW SHIT

Here's some new shit I can relate to, cuz I'm circa '87 too! GET IT?
Circa '87 is a hip hop duo from SUNY Purchase made up of Digital Dao aka Dao Jones (Cole Charbonneau) and Mikey Fresh (Mike Leary).
There's really not much more I can say since they've only released one song cleverly named 'new shit'. I can tell already that this is gunna be some good shit cuz this new shit is hot shit YA DIG?

Check them out if you're into hip hop and need some new shit on your itunes shit.

-Courtney




Download the song here:
http://www.zshare.net/audio/587589642e12d25a/

I'm making this for Carly.

This is a reminder to Carly:
Hi Carly, this is our blog.
I'm not updating anymore unless you do.
I thought this was a great idea but now you're letting it slip through the cracks.
I'm sad b/c everytime we have a good idea we never do it. And for once we did this but-now we don't post shit. So, you especially-- you're the funnier one (a lot of the time) soooooo POST SHIT!

That's all I can write for now guys.
I guess I'll post a pic so Carly sees how I feel.

Spinning Rainbows.

Please someone for the love of God, Jesus, Allah, Hashem, and Oprah- tell me WHY after I JUST GOT a brand new hard drive from apple, does my computer freeze a lot? I have been trying to work in iPhoto, iMovie, Safari, and basically every other program on my MacBoooOOOoOk only to stare at those damn 'spinning rainbows' every 10 minutes. Don't even ask me about my twitter account right now. There are probably millions of desperate fans of my twitter updates (what are those called p.s? on facebook it would be status updates, twitter updatessss? twits? tweets! tweets? is it tweets?) trying to check out what I'm up to with no help. I was really getting into twitter b/c it's a lot simpler than facebook yet still allows an ample amount of stalking to be done. On facebook there are too many invites to groups, events, causes, and invites to zombie shit? I don't fucking get it nor do I give a shit about that. I just want to know WHAT people are doing WHEN and WHERE so I can find them-stalk them properly-and then get the fuck on with my life. I have shit to do. I don't like the idea of facebook turning every thing someone does into a twitter like update on my news feed. I want the old school facebook back. I want pictures of broken hearts symbolizing and announcing to the world that Blah Blah and La De Da ended their relationship. I want a sneak peek of 5-6 pictures from an uploaded photo album of a party that went on at M'ville that I can browse through to see if I'm in the background of any pics looking fat or embarrassing! I don't need to know Peter Mehmel's FAVORITE TOP 5 PICKS OF EVERY THING ONE COULD EVER IMAGINE that he updated 9 minutes ago, 10 minutes ago, 15 minutes ago, etc etc.
I guess I can't be mad since every time his profile pic gets plastered on my news feed I'm forced to realize what nice abs he has. Moving on-I remember one time someone told me YOU CAN ADD PICS ON FACEBOOK NOW! and I nearly shit my pants. It was the ultimate next step for facebook to steal/borrow myspace's idea of adding photo albums. I was in love. But then, ohhhh but THEN! It went above and beyond what I'd ever thought it would be. There's just too much going on. Status's and Photo's and BOXES? and Bumper Stickers (bump sticks) and Suggestions? SUGGESTIONS? Like facebook really knows me well enough now that they can suggest I be friends with someone? I'm friends with 619 people on facebook. Out of those 619 there are approximately 612 I've never spoken to. Facebook should have stopped at WALL POSTS. Picture of me on the left hand side, and then my wall on the lower right hand side. Pictures in albums, videos maybe. But there are just too many notes, and gifts, and likes and unlikes, and posts, and advertisements, and quizes and WHICH DISNEY PRINCESS ARE YOU!? I'm over thissssss- I just want to see album updates of those few friends I actually talk to on facebook/real life- and maybe some pics of those I stalk on facebook and don't talk to in real life. Is that TOO MUCH TO ASK, MARK ZUCKERBERG!?
The only good thing you've ever done for me is allow me to post videos on my friends walls. Scratch that- the BEST thing you've ever created was the 'wall-to-wall' feature which allows me to cleverly go through each and every friend/non friend of mines posts to see what they talk about. You have turned me into the biggest sneaky creepy fuck I never thought I'd be! Thanks!
-Courtney

"Only Time Will Tell What I Wear"

I'd like to make a note that while I type this blog post I am yet again annoyed by the fact that whoever lives in Tenney 2-11 Single Room C at Manhattanville College gets SO MUCH ASS that it literally sounds like their bed will come crashing through my ceiling most of the time. Anyways-

While Carly was picking out an outfit (tonight) that she will wear (tomorrow) it dawned on her that she puts way too much effort into selecting outfit choices. "I want to look like I tried but I didn't really try". Women will actually waste time thinking 'what will a guy think when he sees me in this' instead of just picking something they like! And those men will never bother telling women what they think of their outfit anyways! WHHAAATTT goes on in your sad little BRAINS men of the world?! For instance, the picture to the left shows a perfect example of what I'm talking about. We probably spent HOURS of time planning the perfect outfits, jewelery, hairstyles, and makeup. And I'm sure not one guy complimented us on our fabulousness. I will never know what the fucckkk goes on in guys minds, but this this is why I'm taking the time out to create a blog post dedicated to the sad loser men of the world that us women are just dying to impress. Since men are honestly a mystery to me and I will never EVER understand any of them here are a list of things women want you to know! The LUCKY 13 STEPS that will hopefully let men know wtf we want. There's only 13 to start but future blogs will update this list which can be endlesssssss:

1. If you like a girls outift, makeup, hair, anything, just tell her. For all you know she probably planned it 3 days in advance.

2. If a girl is with her girlfriends dancing around a pile of their pocketbooks and shoes, they have no interest in guys that night. They just wanna dance. *brownie points to any man who gets this reference*

3. If a girl looks interested in the guy she's with-leave her alone. If a girl is with her boyfriend- WHAT in GODS NAME makes you think she's going to respond to you screaming "yo ma whats yo siigggnnn!" We both know you're not that interested in the zodiac so shut the fuck up.

4. If you offer a girl a drink and she turns you down don't be discouraged. Maybe she had too much too drink already. Maybe she'd rather just talk. Maybe she's got epilepsy and doesn't drink.

5. If you offer a girl a drink and she turns you down, laughs at her friends, then immediately leaves you- it's b/c you look old as fuck and she thinks you're going to roofie her so chill.

6. Don't be a pussy. Don't avoid a girl you're attracted to b/c you're intimidated. Man up- dont know what to say? Refer to rule 1 to start.

7. Some girls just want ass. Don't be surprised if a girl just wants to hook up with you and nothing more. Refer to the Christina Aguilera song "Let me get mine, you get yours". The title is self-explanatory.

8. Just like men have their wing man- girls have their wing-woman (or in some cases due to a triangle of friendship, wing women). So don't get your hopes up too high if a girl seems interested in you. Beware- you may be the 'ugly friend' a girls wing woman is forced to chat with.

9. Take 2 minutes extra and put some thought into your outfit. We spend HOURS trying to please you and it's rough going into a bar/club/show and realizing we wasted our time because every guy there is wearing tshirts and jeans they threw on at the last minute.

10. If you are an international student in the United States that goes to Manhattanville College you are given full permission to wear whatever the fuck you want and talk to whomever you please b/c chances are you are stunningly gorgeous or have a sexy accent and either will take you far in relation to picking up a girl at the bar.

11. DO NOT GRAB A GIRLS ASS TO GET HER ATTENTION. It's not cute. Cat calls also fall under this law. Seriously, it doesn't work. Unless you're involved with law number 12 in which case grab me all you want.

12. If you're lucky enough to find your way back to a womans place of residence- don't assume you're spending the night, but don't feel the need to meet 'em, freak 'em, and leave 'em ASAP. If she comes to your room, you need to let her know asap whether or not you want her to spend the night. Otherwise you may have a stage 5 clinger on your hands.

13. Don't lead a girl on. Why waste her time? Don't tell her she's the prettiest girl you've seen, text her all night- then mysteriously disappear-never to talk to her again. Rude!

-Courtney

michelle duggar vs. bridgette

sooo I was watching 18 kids and counting with my grandma and this post is dedicated to the most annoying family ever and more specifically happy people! Michelle Duggar! is she fuckin kidding meee??? for people that have seen this show they def know what im talking about. she has 18 kids and she APPEARS to be the happiest person on the planet. Her life has to be fake, her voice is so quiet and lovely that it just cant be real. The only other person I have seen talk like that is bridgette from the girls next door. perhaps these 2 are long lost sisters because unlike courtney and i where there were only two of us born these to women are just UNREAL! i am just disgusted by this...it has to be fake...post ur thoughts if u agree with me

FML.. FMW.

To quote ABC's The Nanny "Oh Deary Me!!" ... In other words.. Holy God God- Fuck My Week.
Lets take a look at whose having the BEST WEEK EVER! Eh. WRONG. Let's take a look at the worst. April Fools Day started off with me waking up late to get to student teaching. I now teach an hour later than before, but 30 mins further away. So I'm not sleeping much more than my first placement and it sucks. I don't like my first placement much (see 1st blog post-to be honest today she told a 4th grader 'when I was younger we used to be able to put kids in the closet'-which immediately made me think of her even MORE as Ms. Trunchbull when she puts kids in the CHOKEY.)-OK WAIT I'm going off on a tangent. Back to the worst week ever, April Fools Day, woke up late. Speeding to work I find myself behind a moving truck. I see a bird, a large bird, flying kind of low and then WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM the bird fucking flew into the moving van. The only way I could describe what happened next would be this: It's as if two giants had a giant pillow fight. BIRD GUTS RAINED FROM THE HEAVENS. The feathers from this poor dead bird created a mass of grey coating the sky and road so thick I could barely see where I was driving. I tried switching lanes which was of no help. This large bird had exploded over the entire high way creating a jubilee of cars coated in guts, feathers, and bird brains. I kid you not. This was a great April Fools Joke from Mother Nature.
Second, you will notice from the previous blog post and this one, that I went from having the most gorgeous updo one could imagine similar to those of women on Polygamist Compounds with a smile stretched ear to ear. In this post... the picture is not so upbeat. I'm a little... upset so to say. I'm posting from Carlys lap top in her room hence the new background in the picture! Why would I need to update from a different computer? Why couldn't I just update from mine? OH THATS RIGHT. MY FUCKING COMPUTER CRASHED TODAY. MY HARD DRIVE. GONE. COMPLETELY. GONE. LOST. YA KNOW LIKE. OVER WITH! So this week, has been... SO GREAT so far. It's friday so technically it's almost over. Since my computer is my life.... this one day alone made this week horrible. Thus, I'm having the WORST WEEK EVERRRRRR!!

Polygamist Compounds

I'm not quite sure I fully understand them. Oprah gave an update on the compounds about a week ago and interviewed them to recap how life is in their living situation. One woman described it by saying "your life doesn't make sense to us just as our life doesn't make sense to you" which was a really good way of putting it. I can't fathom why one would WANT to live that lifestyle when there is so much more out there in the world that they will never see. For example, this blog, which makes it perfectly acceptable for me to post this about them. They believe that their life here is solely to make sure they have a good life with the "Heavenly Father" as they kept referring to him as. Now I have no problem with anyone following their own spiritual beliefs. That is what America is all about. A melting pot of cultures, religions, races, etc. So no, this post is not about my concern for their religious beliefs. It's more about my concern for the many teenage girls and boys out there who will not ever experience the magic that is the internet. No FACEBOOK!?!?! Are you serious. Come on. One last thing I'm not sure I understand which Oprah did mention.. THE HAIRSTYLES?! "It's just the style!" The ladies seem to feel that this is the best look they have going for them so I decided to try it out:



-Courtney