The BEAUTIFUL Robert Pattinson

In case you have been living under a rock for the past few months, Robert Pattinson is the star of the movie Twilight and this post will be dedicated to him because I'm sure he will read it. Let me just say that this gorgeous vampire has come a long way since his days as Cedric Diggory in the 4th Harry Potter Movie. Who would have guessed that he would grow to be the breath taking, blood sucking Edward Cullen he is now!? Carly and I sat down to finally watch this film. Since every bumper sticker on Facebook is dedicated to it, we decided become the latest to succumb to the cult that Twilight has created. I can't understand how the books can be THAT GREAT considering there is no face to match with Edward Cullen. In the movie, although Edward acts quite strange, we at least see why Bella Swan (played by Kristen Stewart) would be attracted to him. How does one begin to DESCRIBE how gorgeous Robert Pattinson is? This rugged look could only be captured in pictures. Words are superfluous when Robert Pattinson is being discussed. Just LOOK AT HIM! Loooookkk attt himmmm ahh. GQ is right. Hide your daughters --and gay sons while you're at it! I don't understand how it would be humanly possible to film a movie with such sexual tension and not fall completely in love with the thought of Edward Cullen as a character and Robert Pattinson as a human being. This must be how guys feel when they see me in Mville's cafeteria. That is the only thing I can compare it to. Falling completely in love with just one glance.


For those who have no time to see Twilight, here is my brief synopsis of the film:
Bella Swan moves to a town called Forks population close to none and meets an Indian boy with long hair that resembles Justin Nozuka but whose name in the movie is Jacob Black (played by Taylor Lautner). He is a cutie patootie and then she goes to school where everyone obsesses over her being the new girl since it's such a small town. She meets Edward in biology class and he is making strange animalistic breathing noises yet she finds this normal? Then he sees her in the cafeteria where she drops an apple but Edward kicks it up into his palms like a soccer ball and the viewers are like "omg that's the book cover, ha". She slips on ice leaving her house *forshadowing* when her friend will then slip on ice in the parking lot driving but Edward Cullen saves her by blocking the truck from hitting her with his super human vampire forces. She's like "omg you stopped that truck from hitting me with your hand" and he's like "no I didn't, stop" and she's like "but you saved me" and he's like "ok fine listen, I'm a vampire with super human strength, now come to the top of this mountain with me to see what I look like in sunlight". She says "what do you mean, I don't want to climb that mountain" and he says "I'm also very fast and can carry you on my back for the fastest piggy back ride of your life, so act like a spider monkey and jump on". She finds this all completely intriguing and normal and decides sure why not. So then she's all "wow you're skin glitters like diamonds and that's not homosexual at all I find it quite beautiful". He's like "uhh I wanna kiss you but instead lets lay in the grass and gaze into each others eyes for another 20 minutes of the movie to create sexual tension for the viewers". Then he decides he will take her to his house full of vampires and she is not nervous at all to be surrounded by a family that could eat her alive at any moment. She feels completely safe and not exposed to danger at all. Then they have a crazy fast baseball game where they show the sister vampire pitching the baseball over and over and over again and then bad vampires come to the baseball extravaganza and want to eat Bella. So Edward is like "YOURE MY LIFE NOW BELLA" and wants to save her. So he caresses her face and must take her away from the bad vampire that wants to kill her. And then she wakes up in the hospital and then Edward takes her to prom. And then she's like "well actually I kind of like the idea of being immortal and having super human strength and speed and glittery skin so please bite my neck in the middle of this christmas light adorned gazebo and let me live with you forever." You'll have to watch the movie to figure out if he does or not.
Oh and if you read this, Robert Pattinson, you're so gorgeous!
Love always, Courtney

triangle

This picture is dedicated to courtney and laura...this picture is really cute of us and i really value out friendship and the good times that we have. The best part of this picture is our faces that we are making that represents the good time that we are having. I just want 2 show u guys how much 2 mean 2 me by posting this picture because it means a lot 2 me because we always have a good time. i just love this picture because of our faces that we make and prob nothing else about it.

nuff said

master weezy.

DEF POETRY JAM NEEDS TO COME BACK

And Ishle Yi Park needs to perform at Manhattanville. She is a beautiful poet and singer whose name means morning dew in Korean. She is currently living in Hawaii but was once living in NY. She is the former Poet Laureate for the borough of Queens, a position Rev Run applied for in 2004. Poets Laureate are appointed by the Librarian of Congress. They are given the role of raising the status of poetry in the everyday life of the American public. She has performed her poetry and songs across the US, Cuba, Singapore, Korea, and South Africa. She has opened for such artists as KRS-One, Ben Harper, De La Soul, and Saul Williams. Let me just say SHE IS THE FUCKING SHIT.

I don't know whaaaaattt I like best about the following video. Is it the fact that this literally made me laugh out loud? Is it the fact that she takes a little bow at the end then giggles as if it was her first performance? Ishle Yi Park chose absolutely the correct hairstyle for this performance. Long pigtail braids. How adorable. I was NOT expecting her, as innocent and pure as she looked to go on about her 'poor little pussy'. And she's not talking about a new kitten. She wants a 5 star dick with room service and 'mutha fuckin' Alize'. PLEASE tell me you didn't laugh at this.



-Courtney

The Wonder of Jazmine Sullivan

This post is dedicated to Jazmine Sullivan and her amazing music! I came to learn of Jazmine during my interview at J Records for my internship. When I told my boss what type of music I liked he asked me if I heard Jazmines album. I said no so he gave me a copy of it. It just sat on my dresser for a couple weeks and then when My fam was going on vaca to mass I took it with me to listen 2 during our long car ride. I put it in and after the first song I was like OMG SHE IS AMAZINGGGGGGG WOWWW...I listned 2 her new album "Fearless" about 3049283049823094823094820394 times. My play count on my itunes is out of control.The music industry needs her! I guarantee that you will be amazed. if you dont believe me then check out this vid of her singing "In Love With Another Man" live.

it is crucial that you at least watch the second video:

FUCK.
i wrote a fabulous post.
this post was then deleted when my safari quit unexpectedly.
well obviously it's not going to fucking quit but let me know so i can 'expect it'. fuck you safari.
for now i'll put a random funny video so it's not like we never blog that'd be so totally rude to our fans! blah.



"Is it kinda like Kingdom?"
"I cant quite answer that"
"FINE, I'll give it a shot"



"RAISE THE ROOF BITCHES!" HAHAH "will you please disinfect the microphone?"
and yes, the guys in the video are the two twins from Greys that were connected by the back.
-Courtney

kindly shut your face!

it needs 2 stop. I will not name names but certain people need 2 shut the fuck up! to start off with I do not understand why someone who is driving a bus and has only 2 people on it needs 2 scream into his cell phone. SCREAMING...I SHIT YOU NOT! could not have been more rude. I almost took his cell phone from him and jammed it up his fuckin nose except that would have been dangerous. A certain room also neeeeeds tooooo shuttt theeee fuckkkk upppp....dear god I do not know how they continue living. I have analyzed why whyy they feel the need to make so much noise and all i came up wit that they are fuckin pricks. I would doooo almost anything to make it stop. Finally and beautiful bird that i know told me that last night other not so beautiful birds were of course being inconsiderate and rude. AS ALWAYS...im tellin ya...ONE DAY... REALITY CHECK....lord help em'. i do not know how this is possible but I was oblivious for once in my life. the reason for this post if because I just want to tell all the dumb bitches and ass holes out there very nicely 2 just shut their fuckin faces every once in a while : )
The only thing that can be comparable 2 the noise that I experience while at mville would be teh stampede that took place in teh lion king

"My Plastic Surgeon Doesn't Want Me Doing Any Activity Where Balls Fly At My Nose!"

I am currently sitting wide awake in my bedroom listening to the greatest conversations to ever take place. My room mates, suite mates, girls I live with at school, etc.. decide to literally 'change the spelling of words' as Carly so cleverly pointed out earlier. For example, here 2 words spelled correctly, but then used in a sentence as my fellow residents would.

1.) Bitch. "Ok I don't know why but that girl was like, a total BETCH to me!"
2.) Shit. "I saw a ton of guys the other day that were like so incredibly hot and all I could think was holy SHAT!" (shat said very fast).

Their topics of choice usually involve any of the following:
1.) Boys they've hooked up with
2.) Drinking
3.) Boys they drink with and then hook up with
4.) Like, Shopping
5.) Betches.
6.) Themselves.
7.) Betches.
8.) Like, other totally super important things in today's world. Like, $1200 shoes!

TOTTTAALLLLLLLLLYYYYYYY!

If my life were a special on television it would most likely take over all of comedy central and be viewed 24/7/4/12. (Figure it out) Carly and I are fabulous people with fabulous lives yet we always have fabulously DRAMATIC suites/roommates/living situaTIONNNS. A great friend once said, "I feel as though Mville is one long episode of Punk'd. 24/7 Manhattanville is punking me". Who said this? It was Carly. If the suite I live in were turned into a movie it would most likely resemble one of the pictures:



It's as if Regina George got together with the girl that spilled pigs blood all over Carrie in the movie, Carrie, and had crazy lesbian sex (I don't understand it. How is it at all fun? The scissor position will never make sense to me) and somehow created life from that experience and their babies grew up to be porn stars who met valley girls in Cali and then theyyy hooked up and had more babies and those babies were my suite mates.
Regina George + Girl who spilled pigs blood on Carrie + Porn Stars + Valley Girls + Wayans Brothers in the movie White Chicks....well, the Cast of Clueless (sitcom and movie) = Suite mates.
Now I'm gunna try and lay down before I have like, a total B.F.! (Bitch Fit)
-Courtney

Hollyyyyy Hangover!

Is it just me or does everyone wish they had this accent on St. Pattys Day/secretly wish they could do what they did?

St. Patricks Day Definition thanks to UrbanDictionary.com:
Nowadays in USA = Just an excuse teenagers find to get wasted either during the school week or on Spring Break.
Used in a sentence:
-Oh man! St. Patrick's Day as awesome!!!
=What'd you do?
-umm....I don't.....remember....
=Yeah, that's what I thought, you culture-stealing liberal! Go get drunk on Pearl Harbor Day or something! Leave St. Patty's Day to the laddies!

This pretty much sums up my evening except for the fact that I'm not a teen and it wasn't spring break. I suppose I am a culture stealing liberal. Why do we ALL celebrate St. Patricks Day gladly as if it's our own holiday? I don't know. I'm half Irish thanks to my momma dukes' side of the fam. So I guess I'm more able than most to truly say it's part of my heritage to celebrate it? After student teaching all day I was really in the mood to put on something green and head to NYC. The kid's wore THE MOST ridiculous outfits.. some in hideous shades of green but it was all in good fun.
Anyways.. I took it upon myself to go to NYC with my dear friend Laura, despite being completely broke. Which didn't matter b/c a man by the name of Sammy bought us drinks all night and a cab ride back to grand central. For no reason at all, just a nice guy. A nice cocky tool. Haha, he definitely tried hard to show us he had money. Like literally took out a wad of cash from his pocket rolled together with a rubber band. That's cool I guess.
Anyways- we had a tonnnn of fun and saw some truly fabulous things. A man with giant christmas ornaments strung in a necklace, all of which were green of course. Ambulances galore. Every Irishman and woman were in the pub we went to. Then we came back to Kelly's in White Plains which is also an Irish joint. This is where the night gets blurry. Laura's friend buys us shots. Laura buys me a pitcher. I drink said pitcher with Laura. Blah Blah Blah next thing I know it's 4am and I'm in my dorm trying desperately to tell my cooperating teacher I can't make it tomorrow.
To top all this off, Tara is having her baby like any minute so thats great news! WOO!
Now I'm going to go force myself to sit in the common room without internet so I can type up some papers that are due. Lovin' life today, yup. Hoo-Ha how ya feelin? Hoo-Ha feel good! (Name that movie?)
-Courtney

Jon Gosselin is innocent

This post goes out to Jon Gosselin of Jon and Kate plus 8. Recently there has been some controversy over a picture that was take at a "bar" with "random girls" that included Jon. There were reports that Jon and Kate are having marriage issues and that Jon is unhappy. Well I have some thoughts about this. If I hear one more person crush my dream of this perfect family I will go off. Here are my thoughts on this picture. John was at some public place and lets face it...hes a celeb and these two girls wanted a picture...plain and simple. If I saw any of the Gosselin family members somewhere I would deffffffffffffff ask to take a picture. These lovely girls just wanted to post this pic on facebook and myspace and every other website they could and Jon just got in the middle. Jon says that all this stuff about his marriage falling in shambles is false and very hurtful so I hopeeeee sooo much that it really isnt true. I fuckin love these lil kids. 

"This boy, BRUCE BOGTROTTER..."

Do you not recognize the stud to my left? Let me give you a hint. He's a disgusting criminal! He slithered like a serpent into the school kitchen and ate Mrs. Trunchbull's personal snack in the 1996 hit "Matilda". As Bruce was interrogated about the chocolate cake he downed gladly, the students stared on in panic as the Principal of "Crunch-em Hall" questioned the vicious sneak thief. Why, might you ask, did I decide to dedicate this blog to little Brucey? Well because I can see something like this happening at my new student teaching placement.

Today I started student teaching at a new elementary school. I entered feeling the 3 C's (cool, crazy, and chic), but above all, completely confident that I'm bound to win the "Student Teacher of the Year" award for New York State.* Sadly, I've come to realize in day one that the teacher I'm with is nothing like me! The cherry on top of my day was that one of the periods was becoming a bit chatty. Go figure, they're in third grade. Well, she tells them they are now going to sit in silence for 5 minutes. And she pulls out one of those little dinner timers! I kid you not, pals. So they sat. They sat and shot the shit for a bit and then when they got chatty again it happened. Words so surprising I almost chuckled. 

"IF YOU CANNOT BE QUIET, MAYBE YOU WILL COPY FROM THE DICTIONARY AGAIN!"

Now, let me break this down for you. The essence of this sentence lies not only in the fact that she resembles Mrs. Trunchbull at this point, but that she HAS DONE IT BEFORE! Her students have PREVIOUSLY COPIED from the DICTIONAIRE (excuse my french!) Really? This can't be true. Well, I wander around the room and find a clipboard that looks .. well.. as follows:

Lucas,

A Day, Period 3

silence (noun) complete absence of sound, the fact or state of abstaining from sound.

SHE HAS HER KIDS COPY THE DEFINITION OF SILENCE FROM THE DICTIONARY IF THEY ARE BEING TOO LOUD. I hope the quote above enough does it justice, but if you have no idea what I'm talking about then click the link below and prepare to shit your pants whilst imagining me student teaching in a school like Crunch-Em Hall Elementary. 

"You wanted cake, you GOT cake, now EAT IT."

-Courtney

*There's no such thing as the student teacher of the year award. But if there was one, yours truly would be the victor of such. 

*The photo of Bruce Bogtrotter, aka "Jim Karz" is from his myspace page from the album from his birthright trip to Israel (a trip all jewish born men and women are allowed to go on all expenses paid!) This trip, sadly enough, will not happen any time soon for my dear Jewish friend Carly thanks to Bernie Madoff stealing all the $ under the sun, thus causing many Jewish organizations to cut back on the amount of people allowed per trip. Ouch Bernie. But, "GO BRUCE!"

My Blogspot Is Poppin'

My blogspot is cool.

Hey blogging world, Courtney here beginning my first blog in hopes that Oprah and Ellen are googling their way through the world wide webbage to find Carly and I. Then we'll be on their show, they'll love us both, we'll get jobs in any profession we want, and thousands of dollars to start our own businesses. We're taking all the fabulous elements of facebook, twitter, myspace, fmylife.com, youtube, and the fabulous 3rdworldent.com, and morphing them into one GIGANTIC BLOG! But for now back to the music, or back to the blog rather. 

 So, who am I you're wondering (or you know b/c you're my friend and I'm making you look at this).  I'm probably up there in the funniest people on earth which I'm sure everyone claims but nobody can back it up. Through this blog I hope to let you into my mind day by day to see just how crazy (sexy, cool) I really truly (madly, deeply) am. TLC anyone? That other band anyone? I like to quote songs but I can't remember who sings "I knew I loved you beffooree I meeetttt youuu... blah blah and it's like truly madly deeply something anyways.. I tend to go off on tangents, but isnt THAT WHAT BLOGGINGS ALL ABOUT! Is bloggings a word? Whatever.

I'm here. I'm loud. I'm Courtney.

Take me as I am! Welcome to the big show-- (let me hear ya say heyyyyoooooo!) 

-Courtney

U MAY ENTER

They call me G. Status. This will be a changing day in the world. I have one question that has started all of this off...were there only two of us born? You will enter into our world of awesomeness and u will be blown away. As Kanye said in Diamonds are forever ...."I FORGOT BETTER SHIT THAN YOU EVER THOUGHT OF" ...well this is kind of like that...u r lucky 2 have touch our breasts...i mean lucky 2 go inside our minds. 

Im pretty sure that this blog will take us as well as u 2 places that u have never been. This place will probably end up being at Oprah or maybe our own TV show. 

Carly=one half of the genius behind this...I go by the crush grooving, body moving, gangsta bangin, piano playin, music lovin, fo showin...lemme break it down for u a lil something like this...whaa whaaa...and thats that

worrrd to yoo motha!

-carly