i'm leaving, bro!

IM FUCKING OUT OF HERE! In one week I will completely finish my undergraduate career at Manhattanville College...I'm done with work, but I'm just chillin' on campus for senior week. In exactly 7 mother fuckin days.. I will put on my cap and gown and simultaneously make these two faces.

-Courtney

I'm finished.

I feel bad for Carly today. Wanna know why? Because as I was celebrating the joy of leaving Mville soon.. she was worried about the fact that some BASTARD PRICK stole her fucking macbook pro laptop right out of her LOCKED ROOM. What the fuck Manhattanville? Anyways...Today marked the last requirement I have before graduating from Manhattanville College. My senior art exhibit is up after 17ish long hours of hanging it up. I am completely done with everything Manhattanville College has asked of me. I thought the best thing to do in this case would be to try on my cap and gown to test it out. And then upon trying it on... I walked with Carly around Tenney Hall in full graduation garb. It was truly a liberating experience. Oh yeah p.s. we got our yearbooks. I'm outta here Mville. And my senior show kicked everyones in the big ol' ass... SUCK ON THAT! AYIYIYIYIIIII!

Carly Sininsky asked me if I wanted to blog about our lives since they are so incredibly awesome. I realized lately she meant hey Courtney can you blog with me a little bit before I ignore this website entirely. I'm sorry Carly but, facetwitmylifespacetubeentertainment is on my tabs as one of my favorite fuccckinnn' websites. I want to update this more. I wish I could have taken video's at your percussion ensemble performance tonight and shown the world because it was a.) awesome and b.) hysterical. I never knew musicians made such crazy faces when they play guitar, cymbals, etc. I also noticed that some guys like to suck in their cheeks to appear more handsome a la Zoolander? And some guys eat their guitar picks. Cool. Anyways, I really hope Carly updates soon because it's been a while and I'm getting soooo sick of her. I'm over her. I'm not going to talk to her anymore. Fuck Carly. From now on the DOUBLE C in our blog stands for DOUBLE COURTNEY!. BYYYYAAHHHHH!!!
-courtney

NAME.. THAT..MOVIE!!

ok so Beaner aka my sister and I always play this game. Well it started off as us just randomly quoting movies.. but then all of a sudden we took it way too far and her friend Ryan and her have now developed it into a game. Randomly mid convo someone will quote a movie and the other will say NAME-THAT-MOVIIIEEE!!!! as thought they're an announcer for a show. So now, it's time to play folks. I'm going to create a list of quotes from some of my all time fave moviiieeess! Maybe I'll throw in a few song lyrics. Maybe a few fuckin fave quotes from my fave fuckin youtube vids! Don't FUCKIN cheat pals. I'll know if you cheated. I'm a stalker and I've hacked into everyones computer reading this. Alright lets get into this shit... Then you can leave a comment with your answers. If you get them all right it's probably because you're one of my best friends and I repeat these all the time. Or maybe you just have the same movie and music interests and youtube video interests hence you may be my future lover? We'll see what happens. Answers posted later:

1. Song Lyric: "I gotta live supreme in this new era...so I rock supreme and some new eras...stuff a lotta green in my new pair a' fresh L-R-jeans soft as aloe veraaaa"

2. Movie: "What are the cool jams? What is everybody listening to?"

3. Song Lyric: "Don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem, baby girl"

4. Song Lyric: "I get paid for every letter like A-B-C- et cetera!"

5. Movie: "Lawrence is good at piano, he will be rocking in my show! doo doo doo doooooo!"

6. Movie: "The car.. the car drove real well .. I don't know what to do with my hands.."

7. Youtube: "If he's a gunna come in here.. He's gunna kick my assss!"

8. Youtube: "Ok now..ok now.. I have 2 fingers."

9. Movie: "What's that stench? That stench is our shit"

10. Movie: "I mean.. your boobs are huge, I mean.. I wanna squeeze 'em! MAMA!"


Click below..It's my best friend Tara and Myself during a fabulous Jack Black quoting session:
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=512623302105&subj=47401424

-Courtney

Circa '87-NEW SHIT

Here's some new shit I can relate to, cuz I'm circa '87 too! GET IT?
Circa '87 is a hip hop duo from SUNY Purchase made up of Digital Dao aka Dao Jones (Cole Charbonneau) and Mikey Fresh (Mike Leary).
There's really not much more I can say since they've only released one song cleverly named 'new shit'. I can tell already that this is gunna be some good shit cuz this new shit is hot shit YA DIG?

Check them out if you're into hip hop and need some new shit on your itunes shit.

-Courtney




Download the song here:
http://www.zshare.net/audio/587589642e12d25a/

I'm making this for Carly.

This is a reminder to Carly:
Hi Carly, this is our blog.
I'm not updating anymore unless you do.
I thought this was a great idea but now you're letting it slip through the cracks.
I'm sad b/c everytime we have a good idea we never do it. And for once we did this but-now we don't post shit. So, you especially-- you're the funnier one (a lot of the time) soooooo POST SHIT!

That's all I can write for now guys.
I guess I'll post a pic so Carly sees how I feel.

Spinning Rainbows.

Please someone for the love of God, Jesus, Allah, Hashem, and Oprah- tell me WHY after I JUST GOT a brand new hard drive from apple, does my computer freeze a lot? I have been trying to work in iPhoto, iMovie, Safari, and basically every other program on my MacBoooOOOoOk only to stare at those damn 'spinning rainbows' every 10 minutes. Don't even ask me about my twitter account right now. There are probably millions of desperate fans of my twitter updates (what are those called p.s? on facebook it would be status updates, twitter updatessss? twits? tweets! tweets? is it tweets?) trying to check out what I'm up to with no help. I was really getting into twitter b/c it's a lot simpler than facebook yet still allows an ample amount of stalking to be done. On facebook there are too many invites to groups, events, causes, and invites to zombie shit? I don't fucking get it nor do I give a shit about that. I just want to know WHAT people are doing WHEN and WHERE so I can find them-stalk them properly-and then get the fuck on with my life. I have shit to do. I don't like the idea of facebook turning every thing someone does into a twitter like update on my news feed. I want the old school facebook back. I want pictures of broken hearts symbolizing and announcing to the world that Blah Blah and La De Da ended their relationship. I want a sneak peek of 5-6 pictures from an uploaded photo album of a party that went on at M'ville that I can browse through to see if I'm in the background of any pics looking fat or embarrassing! I don't need to know Peter Mehmel's FAVORITE TOP 5 PICKS OF EVERY THING ONE COULD EVER IMAGINE that he updated 9 minutes ago, 10 minutes ago, 15 minutes ago, etc etc.
I guess I can't be mad since every time his profile pic gets plastered on my news feed I'm forced to realize what nice abs he has. Moving on-I remember one time someone told me YOU CAN ADD PICS ON FACEBOOK NOW! and I nearly shit my pants. It was the ultimate next step for facebook to steal/borrow myspace's idea of adding photo albums. I was in love. But then, ohhhh but THEN! It went above and beyond what I'd ever thought it would be. There's just too much going on. Status's and Photo's and BOXES? and Bumper Stickers (bump sticks) and Suggestions? SUGGESTIONS? Like facebook really knows me well enough now that they can suggest I be friends with someone? I'm friends with 619 people on facebook. Out of those 619 there are approximately 612 I've never spoken to. Facebook should have stopped at WALL POSTS. Picture of me on the left hand side, and then my wall on the lower right hand side. Pictures in albums, videos maybe. But there are just too many notes, and gifts, and likes and unlikes, and posts, and advertisements, and quizes and WHICH DISNEY PRINCESS ARE YOU!? I'm over thissssss- I just want to see album updates of those few friends I actually talk to on facebook/real life- and maybe some pics of those I stalk on facebook and don't talk to in real life. Is that TOO MUCH TO ASK, MARK ZUCKERBERG!?
The only good thing you've ever done for me is allow me to post videos on my friends walls. Scratch that- the BEST thing you've ever created was the 'wall-to-wall' feature which allows me to cleverly go through each and every friend/non friend of mines posts to see what they talk about. You have turned me into the biggest sneaky creepy fuck I never thought I'd be! Thanks!
-Courtney